Socially Distant Since Birth T-Shirt | Funny Introvert Graphic Tee
Socially Distant Since Birth T-Shirt | Funny Introvert Graphic Tee
Forget 2020—you’ve been keeping your distance way before it was a trend. The “Socially Distant Since Birth” T-shirt is perfect for introverts, anti-social souls, and anyone who’s always preferred space and quiet over crowds.
Relatable introvert humor – A funny statement tee for people who’ve been avoiding small talk forever.
Soft unisex fit – Comfortable cotton you’ll love for lounging, reading, or leaving the party early.
Minimal, bold design – A message everyone will understand instantly.
Perfect gift idea – Great for introverts, students, coworkers, and anyone proud of their “social distance.”
Because keeping your distance isn’t new—it’s a lifestyle.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ? |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
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Product Specifications
Product Specifications
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
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